BBQ Apron for Worlds #2 Dad!

I'm sharing with you an inside joke I've had with my daughters for decades!  With Father's Day around the corner how could the timing be any better?!

I'm sure there will be interpretations; here's mine:   The FIDE (international governing body for chess) has over 30,000 members.  If you were #2 in that group that would be AMAZING!   Estimates suggest there are near TWO BILLION dads.    Mind BLOWN.  (that number has FIVE more zeros than the chess players!)   

I don't really want to say that "WORLDS #1 DAD" has become a meaningless trope, but if your sense of humor supports it, and you recognize what this is REALLY saying, then you can't go wrong with WORLDS #2 DAD!

Product features
- 100% polyester canvas for softness and comfort
- Tie-back closure for a secure fit
- Stain-free design keeps clothes spotless
- One size fits most (31.5" x 25.6")

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat, high comedy
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle