{"product_id":"hardwood-cutting-board-for-worlds-2-dad-1","title":"Hardwood Cutting Board for Worlds #2 Dad!","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0,0,0);font-size: medium;font-family: -apple-system, \" system-ui ui roboto oxygen ubuntu cantarell sans neue sans-serif\u003eI'm sharing with you an inside joke I've had with my daughters for decades!  With Father's Day around the corner how could the timing be any better?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0,0,0);font-size: medium;font-family: -apple-system, \" system-ui ui roboto oxygen ubuntu cantarell sans neue sans-serif\u003eI'm sure there will be interpretations; here's mine:   The FIDE (international governing body for chess) has over 30,000 members.  If you were #2 in that group that would be AMAZING!   Estimates suggest there are near TWO BILLION dads.    Mind BLOWN.  (that number has FIVE more zeros than chess players!)   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0,0,0);font-size: medium;font-family: -apple-system, \" system-ui ui roboto oxygen ubuntu cantarell sans neue sans-serif\u003eI don't really want to say that \"WORLDS #1 DAD\" has become a meaningless trope, but if your sense of humor supports it, and you recognize what this is\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0,0,0);font-size: medium;font-family: -apple-system, \" system-ui ui roboto oxygen ubuntu cantarell sans neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cem\u003eREALLY\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0,0,0);font-size: medium;font-family: -apple-system, \" system-ui ui roboto oxygen ubuntu cantarell sans neue sans-serif\u003esaying, then you can't go wrong with\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0,0,0);font-size: medium;font-family: -apple-system, \" system-ui ui roboto oxygen ubuntu cantarell sans neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORLDS #2 DAD!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the newly crafted hardwood cutting boards made especially with the cooking enthusiast in mind. Perfect for any recipe, from grandma’s famous lasagna to some freshly baked cookies, this board has got you covered. The best part? You’re never running out of space! It comes in two sizes 8.5\" x 11\" and 5.5\" x 8\" for all your chopping needs. And it gets better - we guarantee you are receiving nothing but \u003cstrong\u003egood ol’ American craftsmanship\u003c\/strong\u003e, since this cutting board is proudly made here in the USA from 100% American hardwood. Surprise your special someone with the perfect gift - or treat yourself to one! Put your mind at ease knowing that when it comes to prepping meals, nothing beats a trusty hardwood cutting board.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Maple","offer_id":45354305912918,"sku":"MPLOVALTHN0806","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Walnut","offer_id":45354305945686,"sku":"WALOVALTHN0806","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Maple","offer_id":45354305978454,"sku":"MPLOVALTHN1109","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Walnut","offer_id":45354306011222,"sku":"WALOVALTHN1109","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/7563\/8614\/files\/Hardwood_Cutting_Board_for_Worlds_2_Dad_Dark_Rounded_H_Lifestyle_Mockup_dfc1b66a-306f-406d-bd39-d6f60ce3e8c1.png?v=1783531946","url":"https:\/\/markerbatch.com\/products\/hardwood-cutting-board-for-worlds-2-dad-1","provider":"MARKER \u0026 BATCH MERCANTILE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}